I now know a ton of people living on Longboat Key (LBK) year round. I've got an "in" at one of the resorts and another at one of the local Yacht clubs. Of course, it would be ethically wrong to take advantage of these amenities....But if I'm already planning on taking boat rides with 75-year old, rich bachelors - then, I spose my ethics are already out the door. Plus the private beaches are just SO much better.
Bills. Budgets. Bedtime. Three things that are slowly turning me into an adult. I got my power and light bill- It was at $176. (Thanks mom for insisting on turning the air down when you were here!) Anyhoo, I've been really good about keeping AC at 80°, doing laundry/dishes with full loads, keeping showers short with warm water (not scolding like I'd prefer), unplugging chords and turning lights off. Luckily, I budgeted for bills that are higher than I expected. Bedtime is good, I go to sleep pretty early because I've been trying to wake up at 5 a.m. to go....
Running. I hate running because my boobs bounce up and slap me in the face. It's pretty painful. But, I'm slowly starting to enjoy it. I've made it 2 miles without walking, and I run for about 30 minutes three or four times a week. And soon, it will cool off enough that I won't get butt sweat. Butt sweat is not going to win over my attractive neighbor.
Speaking of adult behavior: This is an example of one of the things my dad would like me to work on - lady-like demeanor. But since only my friends and family read this blog, there's no hiding "the mallory." I have stopped burping in public. But mostly because if I burp at work, I have to blow it right in Kurt's face. He doesn't know me well enough for that.
Speaking of adult behavior: This is an example of one of the things my dad would like me to work on - lady-like demeanor. But since only my friends and family read this blog, there's no hiding "the mallory." I have stopped burping in public. But mostly because if I burp at work, I have to blow it right in Kurt's face. He doesn't know me well enough for that.
Other adult things: Cooking-
I made Dalene's oreo truffle recipe and brought them in to work. They weren't as good as Dalene's. I also attempted to make Amanda's pesto pasta. I made this bomb-diggity pesto using basil from my garden. Then I thought, might as well make enough to eat all week. So I have this huge amount of pasta. I put all the ingredients in, but realize, "WHOOPS. Forgot the Feta." So, I went to the grocery store just for feta. Then I added it, and was grinding a bit of salt as my finishing touch...and the lid of the grinder broke off and sent an entire container of salt all over my perfect pasta. RUINED.
I'm sure trying to do all these adult things. I've got my eye on a humidifier, these velcro grandpa shoes (they rock), and I spose I'll need a cane to top it off. Fake it to make it, right? But I still prefer Rocko's Modern Life and Pee-Wee Herman to Fox news.
I miss you and love you. I hope you're thinking of me as much as I am thinking of you.
I miss you and love you. I hope you're thinking of me as much as I am thinking of you.
Love spans distance,
-Mally
P.S. For the record, B.B. King is not from St. Louis and has not lived there. I will sing for cool interviews. This is my new angle.
P.S. For the record, B.B. King is not from St. Louis and has not lived there. I will sing for cool interviews. This is my new angle.
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